The Ambassadorial Office of Ambassador Free4All is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Free4All with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.848 billion Ambassador Free4Allians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TheOffice. The average income tax rate is 2.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ambassador Free4Allian economy, worth a remarkable 2,049 trillion values a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 159,491 values, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, religion makes people horny, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ambassador Free4All's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Ambassador Free4All is ranked 283,307^th in the world and 230^th in Nederland for Most Patriotic, with 0.43 flags saluted per person per day.